Moany Old Cunt

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Not So Super Supermarkets

You know what i dont get? i’ll tell ya shall i? Well im gonna have my say if you wanna hear it or not! WHAT THE FUCK are there so many fucking Supermarkets for? Why do we need so many of the stinking sweat pits, full of hormonal women running around looking for the old fellas munch while their bastard little kids run a MOCk amongst the fucking Bacon crunchies “Mum, mum, mum look look mum look…its a packet of Haribo”

FARKIN HARIBO? i’ll show you fucking Haribo, what the fuck are Haribo?

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Tidy Up You Tart!

This gets on my fucking nerves, you can see she is an attractive bird although she is a bit of a stick insect and not necessarily my cuppa tea BUT what the fucks going on with her bedroom? Wheres her old dear to beat the shitting sense into her? Fags, Make-up, Booze…who the fuck does this bird think she is? If she came round my bungalow and made that kinda mess, looking like a fucking Amy Winehouse, sleeping on my cream Allied fucking carpet…I would pick her up by her fucking ankles and throw her out onto the cold pavement. Slag! Oh hold on…Has she been doing fucking drugs as well? Thats it, she’s gotta go.

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